500th Post Tribute

This post is dedicated to my first 500 facebook posts.
Thanx for keepin it real!


1) Sam Diller (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 1:33am on May 13th, 2005
Yo pres! Member the time u put that thing up ur nose and then I thought it was mine and put it in my mouth... ahh good times
Sam

2) Sara Gartenhaus (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 7:07pm on August 9th, 2005
Hey dude who knew u were such a cute kid? Thanks for teh welcome back ttyl

3) Alison Siegel wrote
at 11:07pm on August 11th, 2005
Hey all!!! Next Tues/weds me and tam are going to AC...THAT'S RIGHT...ME AND TAMI TROPPER ARE GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY---FOR THE FIRST TIME! So if anyone wants to leave me some shaliach mitzvah money, that would be great, something to think about during the 9 days--for every dollar donated, a brick will be added to the bais hamikdash....

4) Sam Diller (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 7:55pm on September 11th, 2005
Hey Al member the time u tried hitting on that guy in class and it turned out to be ur teacher.. haha u gotta love college.. p.s can’t wait for our wed. Night sleepovers, and fashion club doodies!


5) Sam Diller (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 7:30pm on September 29th, 2005
Dr. Lowe: Can anyone name high end fashion names you see on TV?
Alison: SEARS!!!

6) Sara Gartenhaus (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 11:23pm on November 8th, 2005
heyyyy u look soooo hot in your picture, I can always count on you to lower others' self esteem

7) Sam Diller (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 6:42pm on November 13th, 2005
Your soo golden brown!

8) Rachel Haar (Yeshiva) wrote
at 10:52pm on November 16th, 2005
Alison, don't stuff the toilet on the first date..Doesn’t look good

9) Alison Siegel wrote
at 2:54pm on January 5th, 2006
I PASSED BIO.....NOW I'M A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!

10) Shimon Zlotnick (Yeshiva) wrote
at 3:45pm on February 21st, 2006
Let it be known that if you ever want to enjoy an awesome awkward moment, Alison is the person u want around. She is truly the best person when it comes to making others feel super weird....and I applaude her efforts.

11) Jonah Schulman (Yeshiva) wrote
at 2:57pm on May 17th, 2006
Remember when u saw lee and got so excited that all u could say was what color socks do u like?

12) Mikey G (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 4:22pm on June 30th, 2006
You are hysterical

13) Shimon Zlotnick (Yeshiva) wrote
at 12:35pm on July 14th, 2006
Next time you meet anne hathaway, give her my number please. This kind of behavior cannot continue.

14) Malki Twersky (Yeshiva) wrote
at 12:31am on August 13th, 2006
AE is having a Jeans sale-thought you'd like to know!

15) Rachel Siman-Tov (CUNY Baruch) wrote
at 9:54pm on August 21st, 2006
You asked for hot sauce? Well here's some hot water instead. I ♥ Budda Boddi

16) Bella 'Hahn' Grossman (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 5:01pm on August 25th, 2006
i think you have something on your lip? oh wait...its a freckel! :)

17) Gabby Goldwyn (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 12:13am on August 31st, 2006
no offense Al but Sam a little more 'experience' in this area, and so i must say, she was better----omg FALSE ALARM! im not pregnant!

18) Elana Siesser (Fashion Institute) wrote
at 1:46pm on September 5th, 2006
I have totally been locked in the staircase before, wow. Only the escalator and elevator from that point on...

19) Sam Diller (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 1:37am on September 7th, 2006
Haha Gabby likes poop... but then again so do u... and so do i..sometimes... acutally all the tim. and u know it

20) Albert Babayev (Deutsche-Bank Group) wrote
at 5:27pm on September 15th, 2006
OMG HI! woah i just said OMG... i am turning into a 13 year old girl. how have you been?

21) Michael Pottash (BU) wrote
at 6:44pm on September 18th, 2006
you are rediculous...but you keep facebook interesting

22) Alan Kleinerman (Yeshiva) wrote
at 3:32pm on October 5th, 2006
as far as birthday posts go, you win for most creative

23) Ariella Leve (Yeshiva) wrote
at 11:26am on October 6th, 2006
Al, you mean you've never snorted coke off a guy's back?

24) Eric Stern wrote
at 12:55pm on October 19th, 2006
Hi, and your the anthro girl right?

25) Malki Twersky (Yeshiva) wrote
at 10:16am on November 1st, 2006
Busy? Busy doing what?
Alphabatizing your buddy list?
You're cool!!!!

26) Noah Schmutter (Columbia) wrote
at 10:33am on November 6th, 2006
Just call me Captain Transition-Lenses

27) Albert Babayev (Deutsche-Bank Group) wrote
at 10:11am on November 16th, 2006
wow how do you have 450 wall posts??? why am i not this popular?!??! teach me

28) Rachel Haar (Yeshiva) wrote
at 11:15am on November 26th, 2006
Miss Nose-Picker is in the Holy Land? Hope you're having a blast hanging with Hashem; please send my personal regards

29) Craig Cohen (NYU) wrote
at 9:51am on December 13th, 2006
haha... so does that mean that i just came out of the closet? yikes -- thanks a lot, facebook.

30) Josh Wilensky (CUNY Queens) wrote
at 11:11am on December 15th, 2006
Clearly this pic of me is totally trying to be a chick mag. i realized it after taking the pic, i was like damn thats a hot pic. the book about the nipples is something u would love to read its hillarious and who updates their profile: books. So far everyone loves the pic of u in that top.


....and the 500th post!!!

Craig Cohen (NYU) wrote
at 12:27pm
500 friends (well, almost) and 500 posts -- ur such a facebook stud! (and yes, i spent 10 minutes trying to come up with somethin for ur 500th post and that's the best i could do -- what can i say, my brain shuts off on sundays)

Hyperinflated

Wow, it really has been a while since my last post. I started picking up on it as soon as I realized the fans were getting rowdy. I was recently disturbed by a comment that was made saying that I have a hyperinflated ego. This got me thinking. Do I in fact have a huge ego? I never thought of myself as that kinda person, but if the fans are saying it, maybe it's true. So I decided that step #1 was to stop referring to my friends as fans. Step #2 is to pulverize the punk that made the comment.
Since my last post I have been cross-country and back. It was then that I realized how little Hebrew I speak, seriously-it's frightening. I admit that I lived on the edge by taking busses in Israel which is generally a no-no, but it was my first time and all I can say is that the number 15 bus is my friend. Another thing I discovered on this trip is that my feet swell when I fly, at first I thought there was something wrong because my once narrow feet didn't fit back into my cheetah print mocs, but after a day they went back to normal. I also met some new faces on this trip and rekindled some old friendships, it was funny how I was hanging with folks that live in New York more than the Israelites. Lastly, I learned that I can deal with aisle seats also. I usually get window, but I figured out how to prop my pillow on the armrest so all was good. I even sat next to a lovely Uzbekistani couple. On the 12 hours flight back, 10 of which I was awake for, I had time to think of what I want for the holiday, so if you are reading this pay close attention:
1)Chia Pet, I'm talking the old school original one, nothing crazy, not Homer Simpson's head or Tweety. Just the old school lamb.
2)Stackable mugs from Anthro. They are the most brilliant things I have ever seen!
3)Diamond earring, because I lost mine and until I get new ones, I'm wearing fakes which have been causing infections. Do you really want my ears to fall off, hop to it! Diamonds!
4)Those Sneakers that have the wheels at the bottom, can you imagine me cruising through Anthro with those bad boys? I wear a 7 women's and 5 men's.
Kindly let the others know when you got me any of the above, I don't want doups!

Just to get back on track, all but 2 days upon returning from the Holyland, I went to see the Radio City Christmas Spectacular featuring the Rockettes, yet another childhood dream fulfilled. It was better than I could have possibly imagined accept the final scene wasn't a bunch of ladies kicking their legs in a row, rather it was the nativity. Very Festive.

This past weekend I made another appearance up in Washington Heights, the 6th greatest place on earth. It was then that I realized that it's okay to have a superinflated ego because I'm really a nice person and an awesome cook. I made a bok choy salad like no other. Unfortunately for me, people are afraid to try new things. Just to clarify, Bok Choy is in the cabbage family. Many Chinese restaurants put it in their stir fry stuff, I made a salad. Don't be afraid to try something new!

Alas, today was my last Tuesday of the semester. It was a bittersweet feeling. At one point as I was standing in a stairwell in building A, I took a moment to reflect. What kinda idiot gets locked in a stairwell(see "Flight 10:40), also, never be ashamed of where you shop, it's perfectly acceptable to shop at Macys(see "I hate Macys, NOT). And while all I could think of for the past 4 months was how badly I wanted skinny jeans, but finally they're going, going, GONE!

As I reach the end of my recap, I just wanna wish all my friends, family and fans a Merry Christmas, Jolly Kwanza and of course HAPPY CHANUKAH!

Looking forward to the presents......