FlufferNutter

A pretty large chunk of this Columbus/Sukkot weekend was spent eating spoonfuls of marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. It's pretty good, but you have to have the correct proportions, I enjoy a 1:6 ratio in favor of the fluff over the nutter. As we are in the middle of holiday season, I compiled a list of habits, thoguhts and peeves that I thought were fascinating, without further ado, here are the top 12:
1) I like to sleep with a lot of stuff on my bed. Past roomies and sleeepover guests can back me up on that. I usually sleep with the printer, worn clothing, sometimes magazines/ newspapers and handouts from classes. This has never posed a problem in the past, excluding my summer at Camp HASC when I slept on a bunkbed and found my paraphernalia scattered all over the camper on the bottom bunk.
2) I'm not one of those people that eat ketchup with EVERYTHING, but there are many foods that before even tasting them I know that I will be squirting some ketchup on. That includes Chulent, any kind of breaded chicken, grilled vegetables, and obviously potatoes. I never understood people that eat ketchup with their pickles-unless they are in a burger.
3) I hate chocolate chips. I enjoy chocolate very much, but there's something about the chips I don't like. I like peanut butter chips, I don't like peanuts, but I like peanut butter. Get it?
4) I don't get people that IM me when my away message is up just to say "what's up", my away message is on, and you know I am online, but I'm probably eating, facebooking, chitchatting on the phone, or showering and therefore can't talk to you. If you have something important to say, or just want to read my witty away message, go for it. Otherwise, back off.
5) Tights and socks. I saw this adorable little girl wearing the cutest little outfit, white tights, thick white socks and shiny black patent leather Mary Janes. They made this already pudgy baby's legs look ginormous, were the tube socks necessary? Not only were they ugly, but it wasn't even so cold out, were tights alone not enough?
6) Little girls with messy hair. No, I'm not some weird child stalker, I just think little girls with curly, unruly hair is precious. Not to be confused with dirty, I think it's gross when little girls with messy hair have sticky stuff growing in it.
7) Phase 10 is probably the best game ever created, if you never heard of it, check it out, don't make me explain it. But take my work for it. Phase 10.
8) I sleep with my blanket pulled over my head. Even if my room is really hot.
9) I know I'm talking about sleeping habits a lot, but I do do it 1-3 times a day (haha, "do do"). If I go to sleep with socks or sweat pants, when I wake up in the morning, neither of them are on me anymore. Does this only happen to me? Fine the socks I kick off, but how do the pants get off?
10) I can't ride a 2-wheeler. I just gave my bike away a few months ago with the training wheels still intact. I would look pretty hot riding through the streets of Manhattan on my pink bike, with the white lather graffiti pouch on the front-and then chained against a street sign somewhere along 27th street.
11) I can tell the difference between diet and regular. I can also tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. My conclusion is, when it comes to Coke, I don't do diet. Pepsi, I don't mind it. Snapple peach iced tea must be diet.
12) When I go to Starbucks, I take extra packets of "Sugar in the Raw", it makes a great snack. When I go to the movies, I usually steal those little packages of relish, and when I go to the pizza shop, I steal packages of ketchup. Because you never know. Please don't report me.